*I know I have been slacking on the blog posts a little but that is only because I am in Key West, Florida soaking up the rays. Maybe a bit too much. The first day I got here we had a birthday party for Raeanna’s (my three year old best friend). It was only 75 degrees out so I was fine wearing just shorts and a tee shirt and skip on the sun block. BAD idea that night and part of the next day I looked like a farmer. I only say part of the day because I went to the beach Sunday…

                * Chelsey my aunt that I’m staying with babysits three kids and her own three during the day two of the girls are the Rea and Lilly. Both are sun kissed divas with high expectations and no tolerance for anything less than princess perfect. Sunday morning they hired me on as their personal stylist with a part time gig as a piggy back express. I get to pick out the outfits. Braid, bump, and pigtail hair. Pick out new outfits that look like mine. Hold hands and stuffed dogs. So far I haven’t found a flaw in the job only a little discomfort when they slide down my sunburn in their jean shorts.

                *lobsters down here does not deserve the name. I’m thinking about starting a petition for them to be renamed sea chickens because calling the lobster puts you expectation to high. For one you can only eat the tail which has two bites of meat in it. Two it’s like chewing leather covered in paint thinner. Three word on the street is eating them gives you some one on one time with your toilet.